it’s so wild that the best lyric in pop music history (“tell your boyfriend / if he says he’s got beef / that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”) and the worst lyric in history (“do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips”) are both from the same song (“DONTTRUSTME” by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
The whole “people getting mad at that person who gave her neighbors chili” thing sounds like it should be exaggerated but it absolutely was not. At least when people got mad at that couple drinking coffee on their porch there was a single reason for it (people who think having Coffee and a Porch makes you Basically A Billionaire) but there were a dozen different reasons for people to have boiling, seething rage over someone they didn’t know making food to give to her neighbors who they also didn’t know
“What if they couldn’t eat it???”
How that would go in reality:
“Oh, thanks for the thought but I’m allergic/have dietary restrictions.”
“Oh, thanks for letting me know! I’ll keep that in mind for the future.”
(or they’d like. You know. Take it and give it to someone else?)
How that would go according to Twitter:
“Hahaha! My evil plan is coming together! Hahahaha!”
do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it
this one?
Is the lowkey in the room with us?
Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said “holy shit it’s the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur” in the middle of the very busy museum.
At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.
@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.
I really need a feminised edit of Wimdy Fox but… I don’t think foxes have any visible secondary sex characteristics. Hmm.
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
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